A Boy Desperately Tries To Lose His Vìrgînïty By Any Means

 

Mischief opens a long time ago in a piss-at Ohio town where an average horny high school student Jonathan Bella lives his insignificant Life by crashing his dad's car and watching d-cups walk down the street and getting his rocks off by reading nudist magazines his life turns around when he meets the new kid in town Eugene Gene Harbor Gene is experienced with the ladies and instantly makes it his mission to help Jonathan loses his virginity to his Crush Marilyn because there is nothing better to do in their pissant Ohio town Gene also takes an immediate liking to bunny Miller who is currently dating the biggest douchebag in Nelsonville Ohio Kenny Brubaker the new friends attend a fair where the girls will be present Jonathan sees his Crush at a kissing booth who hasn't really noticed his existence until now he plays spin the wheel in hopes to kiss Marilyn but ends up having to kiss another girl Gene goes for it as well since bunny is there but the will ends up in Maryland Gene goes for it and takes his sweet time kissing her which annoys Jonathan after cucking him Jean then takes more money from Jonathan and goes for another spin on the wheel but this time it ends up on bunny they kiss passionately before Jean tells her he'll be seeing her around the next day Gene gives some advice to Jonathan about how to talk with girls and how to present himself he also criticizes her outfit and tells him to shrink his jeans so his bulge sticks out as girls are fascinated by that during the class Jean tells Jonathan to drop his pencil so he can take a better look at Marilyn's panties and when he does the teacher makes him stand up and repeat what was said so far unfortunately the class and the teacher are greeted by his boner when he does after school, Jean sends Jonathan down the street to talk with Marilyn but he gets distracted by a sudden noise and crashes his bike into a nearby parked car Maryland helps him out as Jonathan grabs her breasts out of nowhere he apologizes but Maryland doesn't seem to mind or care Jonathan thanks Gene afterward since this is his first real breast that he touched but Gene reassures him that this is nothing and that he will be going all the way Marilyn suddenly arrives and asks if Jonathan is feeling better but he soon realized she is not there for him as she asks Gino to watch a drive-in movie with her and gives him her number Jonathan is rightfully upset as he suspects Gene will play foul Jean swears he won't touch her and that this is good as they know where Marilyn is and that Jonathan can ask bunny to come that night as the Night Comes and the group gets to the drive-in Marilyn starts to snuggle towards Gene and tell him how much she likes him which annoys Jonathan in the back seat Kenny's friends notice bunny there and quickly go to inform their friend Gene and Jonathan go to get some Coca-Cola and root beer for the girls but they are soon confronted by Kenny and his knucklehead friends Gene steps up and defends Jonathan saying he is the one that asked bunny out Kenny tells him to meet at another place nearby in 15 minutes when Jean arrives Kenny suggests they play a game of Centerline chicken where they both Drive head-on with their cars and the first to turn away lose they both refuse to turn until the last second as the two cars bump into each other Kenny comes out swinging at Eugene but everyone starts fleeing when they hear police sirens Gene's father takes his anger on him as he wrecked his car and he can't get to work the next day we gradually learn Gene has issues that go far beyond the local Richie Rich hating on him Gene shares with Jonathan that his mother has recently passed away his abusive violinist father had to quit his job with the symphony to move them to Nelsonville Gene's father beats on Gene out of pain for his loss and to discipline his troubled son bunny breaks things off with Kenny eventually and decides to start up a relationship with the bad boy in town Gene Marilyn sees them in the hallway and runs away in tears Jonathan visits Gene who starts working as a part-time mechanic to pay for the damage caused to his father's car Jonathan has given up on Maryland but Gene insists he keep trying and makes him call her and ask her for a date Jonathan believes there's no point but relents and calls her to his surprise Marilyn accepts Gene tells him he has to step up and really go for it after the date Jonathan walks Maryland back to her house and they kiss goodbye both Gene and Jonathan start a relationship with their dream girls with Jonathan and Marilyn not missing an opportunity at every turn to master the art of heavy petting one afternoon while Gene and Bunny are bareback riding in a local pasture Jonathan strenuously tries to get Marilyn out of her panties and bareback ride her in the front seat of his dad's car when they get caught by their friends the car door accidentally opens Jonathan rips Marilyn's pantaloons off her body and the couple creates a very memorable 1980s movie poster Jonathan and Marilyn quickly get past their embarrassing petting session and decide to take their relationship to the next level when Maryland's parents leave town for the weekend Maryland invites Jonathan to her house one beautiful Saturday afternoon and proceeds to lead him to her bedroom puts on some mood music then turns her innocent teddy bear so it can't watch the upcoming exploits the teens begin undressing each other and we learn Mother Nature has blessed Maryland with a pair of Golden Globes worthy of their award-winning ceremony a naked Marilyn crawls into her bed and convinces Jonathan he needs to remove his underwear before the action can truly begin this is it this is the moment Jonathan dreamed of for the last 18 years of his life just as the teens begin to explore their bodies the backward Jonathan confesses to Marilyn he didn't bring any protection with him Marilyn tells Jonathan they can play but they can't go all the way Jonathan being relentless convinces his girlfriend to play just the tip the joyous game proceeds Maryland's dog Lassie enters the room to see if Jonathan has fallen down well Maryland gets distracted by the dog but Jonathan stays focused doesn't pull out of his mission and completes his Conquest Maryland gets upset as Jonathan promised just the tip and a pull-out but went all the way he also learned she is not a virgin like he thought things turned comical when Marilyn's parents unexpectedly return home Jonathan has to get dressed and flee the scene before he gets caught he flies out of the bedroom window but ends up hanging right in front of Marilyn's mother who also has the fortune of watching Jonathan's pants fall to the ground meanwhile Bunny's parents want her and Kenny to get back together so they set up a dinner with Kenny at their house which Gene finds out about and gets angry with bunny the next day Gene is upset because the only reason Kenny is seen and liked by Bunny's parents is that he comes from a rich family Kenny and his friends visit Eugene at the gas station where he works and talk condescendingly to him, as they make him wipe the mirrors and fill his car up later Jean and Jonathan have dinner at a local Drive-In when Kenny suddenly shows up and starts telling Jean that Bunny's parents think he is trash and to stay away from her Jean's patience runs out and he starts a brawl when Kenny's friends try to intervene Jonathan jumps in to help his friend but quickly gets sent flying and also receives a broken arm Gene and Kenny continue to fight and trash the whole place until the restaurant owner comes up with a shotgun to stop the brawl and Scatter the crowd while Jonathan congratulates Gene for beating the crap out of Kenny Eugene's father is enraged by his son's behavior and kicks him out of the house forever Gene decides to leave Nelsonville meanwhile, an injured Jonathan goes to school where he gets bullied by Kenny and his friends he sits alone when Marilyn comes over and tells him that Jerry Yeager the quarterback of their football team last year is in town and asked her out to be his date for the prom she wants to go with him but wanted to ask Jonathan first Jonathan doesn't buy it however as he remembers they had a lousy football team last year and tells her and Jerry to go f themselves time passes as Prom Night Comes Jonathan sits alone in a bar when he is suddenly greeted by Gene who came back the duo go to the prom where Jonathan sees Marilyn dancing with Jerry and bunny with Kenny Eugene is quickly told to leave as he is no longer a Nelsonville student bunny notices him and chases after him but misses him outside as he rides off on his bike Jean shares with Jonathan that he returned to town to ask bunny to run off with him he has found work on a Kentucky Horse Ranch in peace in his life as Gene falls asleep Jonathan rides back on his bike where he meets bunny outside he gives her a ride to meet with Gene the couple then reconciles and decides to leave town together Jonathan tearfully Parts ways for the last time with his friends Jonathan informs Bunny's family she has left town then runs into that prick Kenny Jonathan who has had enough of Kenny's bullying goes demolition derby on Kenny's precious car in the middle of Nelsonville, Kenny tries to run off before his car gets completely trashed but Jonathan chases him through the streets and ultimately he bumps Kenny's car into a fire hydrant completely wrecking it a triumphant Jonathan returns and sees his friend Rosalie who has a crush on him asks her out on a date then drives off in his beat-up car as the movie